Where do fruits go on vacation?
29 Mar 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired!
17 Feb 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car
Don’t look! I’m about to change.
10 Mar 2023
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
28 Mar 2023
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize!
22 Mar 2023
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop!
20 Feb 2023
How do lawyers say goodbye?
We’ll be suing ya!
14 Mar 2023
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
23 Feb 2023
A woman walks into a library and asks if they had any books about paranoia
The librarian says, They’re right behind you!
08 Mar 2023
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
22 Feb 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
27 Mar 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
09 Feb 2023
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
15 Feb 2023
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent!
13 Mar 2023
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
09 Mar 2023