What did the traffic light say to the car
Don’t look! I’m about to change.
10 Mar 2023
What did the frustrated cat say?
Are you kitten me right meow?
16 Feb 2023
Why was the broom late?
27 Feb 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
23 Mar 2023
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize!
22 Mar 2023
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent!
13 Mar 2023
What are you if you see a crime at an Apple Store?
16 Mar 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired!
17 Feb 2023
Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
It’s a total rip-off!
17 Mar 2023
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
09 Mar 2023
21 Mar 2023
How do lawyers say goodbye?
We’ll be suing ya!
14 Mar 2023
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop!
20 Feb 2023
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
15 Feb 2023
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know Y.
10 Feb 2023