What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
30 Mar 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill
28 Feb 2023
What are you if you see a crime at an Apple Store?
16 Mar 2023
A woman walks into a library and asks if they had any books about paranoia
The librarian says, They’re right behind you!
08 Mar 2023
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
02 Mar 2023
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
23 Feb 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
23 Mar 2023
What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?
13 Feb 2023
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop!
20 Feb 2023
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
14 Feb 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
27 Mar 2023
Where do fruits go on vacation?
29 Mar 2023
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
22 Feb 2023
Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
It’s a total rip-off!
17 Mar 2023
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
15 Feb 2023