Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
It’s a total rip-off!
17 Mar 2023
Why was the broom late?
27 Feb 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
09 Feb 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car
Don’t look! I’m about to change.
10 Mar 2023
21 Mar 2023
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
15 Feb 2023
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
14 Feb 2023
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize!
22 Mar 2023
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
02 Mar 2023
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop!
20 Feb 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
23 Mar 2023
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
22 Feb 2023
What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?
13 Feb 2023
What are you if you see a crime at an Apple Store?
16 Mar 2023
24 Feb 2023