Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent!
13 Mar 2023
What did the frustrated cat say?
Are you kitten me right meow?
16 Feb 2023
What are you if you see a crime at an Apple Store?
16 Mar 2023
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
14 Feb 2023
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know Y.
10 Feb 2023
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop!
20 Feb 2023
21 Feb 2023
Hear about the new restaurant called karma
There is no menu, you get what you deserve
07 Mar 2023
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
15 Feb 2023
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
23 Feb 2023
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
09 Mar 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired!
17 Feb 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
23 Mar 2023
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize!
22 Mar 2023
24 Feb 2023