21 Feb 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired!
17 Feb 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
09 Feb 2023
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
15 Feb 2023
What are you if you see a crime at an Apple Store?
16 Mar 2023
21 Mar 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill
28 Feb 2023
What do you call a fake noodle?
08 Feb 2023
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop!
20 Feb 2023
A woman walks into a library and asks if they had any books about paranoia
The librarian says, They’re right behind you!
08 Mar 2023
What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?
13 Feb 2023
Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
It’s a total rip-off!
17 Mar 2023
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
22 Feb 2023
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
09 Mar 2023
I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know Y.
10 Feb 2023