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By Lauren O Joke

21 Aug: What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

A mathemachicken!

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18 Aug: What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

By Lauren O Joke

17 Aug: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

By Lauren O Joke

16 Aug: I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know Y.

By Lauren O Joke

15 Aug: What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?

Cheerios!

By Lauren O Joke

14 Aug: Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

By Lauren O Joke

11 Aug: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

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10 Aug: What did the frustrated cat say?

Are you kitten me right meow?

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09 Aug: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired!

By Lauren O Joke

08 Aug: Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?

The baa baa shop!

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