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What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
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A mathemachicken!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta!
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Because they use honey combs!
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I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
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I don’t know Y.
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What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?
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Cheerios!
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Why did the Jedi cross the road?
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To get to the dark side!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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Same middle name.
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What did the frustrated cat say?
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Are you kitten me right meow?
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Because it was two tired!
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Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
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The baa baa shop!
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What do you call octopuses that look exactly the same?
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Itenticle!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
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Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day to dance?
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The Meat Ball!
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Why was the broom late?
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It overswept!
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
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Put it on my bill
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards
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He was just going through a stage
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
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So I had to put my foot down
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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help check her balance
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So I pushed her over
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Hear about the new restaurant called karma
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There is no menu, you get what you deserve
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A woman walks into a library and asks if they had any books about paranoia
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The librarian says, They’re right behind you!
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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Because it was soda pressing.
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What did the traffic light say to the car
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Don’t look! I’m about to change.
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Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
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Because the ‘P’ is silent!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
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We’ll be suing ya!
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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A waist of time.
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What are you if you see a crime at an Apple Store?
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An iWitness!
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Why shouldn’t you buy anything with velcro?
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It’s a total rip-off!
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What did the coffee report to the police?
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A mugging!
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What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
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Dam!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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He won the “no-bell” prize!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
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If a child refuses to nap, What are they guilty of?
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Resisting a rest!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Nacho cheese!
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
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Thunderwear!
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What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
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Where’s Pop Corn?
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Where do fruits go on vacation?
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Pear-is!
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What did one wall say to the other?
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I’ll meet you at the corner!
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Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
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He kept throwing away the bent ones!
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What did one hat say to the other?
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Stay here! I’m going on ahead!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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Well, I’m not going to spread it!
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Why Should You Not Trust Trees?
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They seem kind of shady!
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Where do young trees go to learn?
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Elementree school!
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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A meltdown!
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How does a taco say grace?
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Lettuce pray!
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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Nobody knows!
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What did the zero say to the eight?
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That belt looks good on you!
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How does the moon cut his hair?
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Eclipse it!
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels!
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A satisfactory!
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
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Turns out it was the refrigerator all along!
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then what is it?
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A soap opera!
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
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In case they get a hole in one!
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Why do spiders make such great baseball players?
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Because they catch flies!
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What does a nut say when it sneezes?
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Cashew!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels!
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What did one eye say to the other eye?
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Don’t look now, but something between us smells!
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What do you tell Simba when he’s walking too slow?
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Mufasa!
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How did the french fry propose to the hamburger?
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He gave her an onion ring!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
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One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter!
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?
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I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
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Olive you!
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Why did the pie go to the dentist?
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It needed a filling!
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What is a snake’s favorite school subject?
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Hisssstory!
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How does NASA organize a party?
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They planet.